derpderpmotherfuckers:

SHE SAYS WHAT WE’RE ALL THINKING

(Source: conksucker)

….there are a lot of things i cant get enough of

• good music
• talking to ben
• talking to anyone really but im horrible at sustaining conversation
• good food
• ………..living my life to the fullest every day which i dont do except rarely and then when i do its like WOW WHAT A RUSH I HAVE SO MUCH TO LIVE FOR WHY CANT I FEEL LIKE THIS ALL THE TIME NO SRSLY ITS JUST SO GREAT THIS FEELING IS WONDERFUL and then months go by…

when people dont follow road etiquette or they cut me off i literally get road rage and its about the only time i ever get pissed and show it

im generally pretty laid back about everything (aside from watching my heart break over my otps but cmon that aint real)

7 deadly sins. put one in my ask. DO IT

• Lust:Something that I find attractive.
• Pride:Something that I like about myself.
• Sloth:Something that I dislike about myself.
• Envy:Something I wish I was better at.
• Gluttony:One of my favorite foods.
• Wrath:Something that gets me angry.
• Greed:Something I can’t get enough of.

superbooties:

i swear to god if thats your dick pushing up against my back

easybakeaigis:

towerofhera:

If Americans who wish they were Japanese are called weeaboos, what are Japanese people that want to be Americans called?

Junpei Iori

justdonttellonme:

Recipes for smoothies that actually aid in weight loss

There are 23 total in the link below, so if the ones I’ve posted here don’t interest you, check out the others to find something you might like~

PEANUT BUTTER AND BANANA

• Half of one banana
• 1/2 cup smooth or crunchy low-fat peanut butter
• 1/2 cup of non-fat milk
• 6 ice cubes
• 1 tablespoon of chocolate whey protein powder
• Place all of the ingredients into the blender and blend until smooth.

WATERMELON

• 6 cups of seedless watermelon, chopped
• 1 cup of lemon sherbet, non-fat milk, or low-fat vanilla yogurt
• 12 ice cubes
• Put half the watermelon in the blender and blend until smooth, then add half of the ice and sherbet; blend until smooth. Repeat the process with the rest of the ingredients.

KIWI AND HONEYDEW

• 2 cups of honeydew, cubed
• 1 Granny Smith apple, chopped
• 1 kiwi fruit, peeled and chopped
• 2 tablespoons of sugar
• 1 tablespoon of lemon juice
• 1 cup of ice cubes
• Place the honeydew, kiwi, apple, sugar, and lemon juice into the blender and blend until it’s smooth, then add the ice cubes and blend until the mixture is slushy.

MANGO SURPRISE

• 1/4 cup of cubed mangoes
• 1/4 cup of ripe avocado, mashed
• 1/2 cup of mango juice
• 1/4 cup of fat-free vanilla yogurt
• 1 tablespoon of juice
• 1 tablespoon of sugar
• 6 ice cubes
• Add all the ingredients into the blender and blend until smooth.

APPLE 

• 1/2 cup of skim milk or soy milk
• 6 ounces of vanilla yogurt
• 1 teaspoon of apple pie spice
• 1 medium-sized, chopped apple
• 2 tablespoons of cashew butter
• 6 ice cubes
• Place all the ingredients in the blender and then blend until smooth; best eaten with a spoon!

These all look so yummy! I think I’ll try the apple one first… or maybe the kiwi? but the mango peach looks so delicious!! oh no, can’t decide!

FULL SOURCE AND RECIPES HERE

kitten-burrito:

ipoog:

yazzdonut:

charmsandpandas:

fotophest:

I really REALLY liked this video uwu

lolo and stotch

AHHHHH hahah this is adorable and amazing and jeez wow. look at his little face!!  not to mention that HAIR…

GOOPI LOOK 

HOLY SHIT AHHHHHHHHH OH MY GOD THAT’S REALLY CUTE AND WELL DONE AND I AM FLIPPING MY SHIT EVERYWHERE AAAAAAAA;;;;

NO WAY.  That’s awesome, Goopi!  ^ 3^

conksucker:

Tree drew me today while in the Sugoi Dumpster Uguu chat 

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